February 2012
10 posts
Zapatos para manos
Rory: by the way
guess what the german is for glove
me: hmmm
Glochve?
Rory: HANDSCHUH
you couldnt make it up
me: hahahahaha
thats brilliant
"hand, shush!"
Rory: no no
its pronounced
hand-shoe
and it means...
hand-shoe
because it is!
a hand-shoe
me: HAHAHA
wow, consider my mind blown
Rory: i shall!
me: but why arent shoes feet-gloves?
Rory: :|
philosoraptor strikes again
Questionable content indeed
M: Qué verguero tenemos con las importaciones. Un tanque de agua de $13000 vino abollado.
L: Verga, ¿y para qué empresa era el tanque?
M: "Petroindie". I guess they'll receive a 'crooked tank, crooked tank'.
L: HAHAHA. The tank is... 'slanted and enchanted'.
M: Yeah, it is... 'Built to spill'.
L: OMG, we're a walking Questionable Content strip.
January 2012
51 posts
1 tag
“That’s funny, I thought if you could hear me I could hang on somehow, silly me;...”
– The Eleventh Doctor, The Big Bang (via lunalovegoodinthetardis)
“And frankly, I hadn’t seen such an unanimously negative response since...”
– Jack, 30 Rock.
(Me hacía falta esta serie)
Watchhuffposttv:
We’re celebrating the return of “30 Rock” with a mash-up of some of our favorite moments. Liz Lemon is back, nerds!
Vean Sherlock
Sherlock: It's this, or Cluedo.
Watson: Ah, no, we are never playing that again.
Sherlock: Why not?
Watson: Because it's not actually possible for the victim to have done it, Sherlock.
Sherlock: It was the only possible solution.
Watson: It's not in the rules!
Sherlock: Well then, the RULES are wrong!