March 2012
25 posts
February 2012
38 posts
Coupling
Patrick: I got phoned during sex once.
Steve: Could we please NOT hear about it?
Patrick: It was quite embarrassing, actually. There I was, in the middle of full-on sex, when my girlfriend phones!
Jeff: Bloody hell!
Steve: That is quite embarrassing.
Patrick: She kept going on and on about how I was ignoring her.
Steve: Don't you think maybe it was because you were having sex with somebody else?
Patrick: Oh, no, I was having sex with *her*.
“That’s so romantic! Like that movie Inception when Leo loves his wife sooo...”
– Laurie explicando Inception en Cougar Town
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teameligken asked: ¿verdad que es excelente la noticia? el fandom de Community va a tumbar tumblr xD Lo bueno del hiatus de P&R es que tiene fecha de culminación, a diferencia del de Community. ¡Feliz día de celebración!
Zapatos para manos
Rory: by the way
guess what the german is for glove
me: hmmm
Glochve?
Rory: HANDSCHUH
you couldnt make it up
me: hahahahaha
thats brilliant
"hand, shush!"
Rory: no no
its pronounced
hand-shoe
and it means...
hand-shoe
because it is!
a hand-shoe
me: HAHAHA
wow, consider my mind blown
Rory: i shall!
me: but why arent shoes feet-gloves?
Rory: :|
philosoraptor strikes again
