| Jordan: | You know, one of the reasons why I divorced Perry was because of his last name. |
| Elliott: | You don't like Cox? |
| Jordan: | Actually, I love Cox. |
| The Todd: | Greatest - conversation - ever. |
| Jordan: | See, that's the problem. |
| Woman: | This sausage is huuuuge!! |
| The Todd: | Excuse me ladies - I'm needed elsewhere. |